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 #973558  by flaboy
 Wed Jan 31, 2018 11:07 pm
HANDYMAN HUSBAND
[size=200]On a cold winter morning, wife texts husband:
"WINDOWS FROZEN, WON'T OPEN"

Husband texts back:
"POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER IT AND TAP
GENTLY ALONG THE EDGES WITH A HAMMER"

Five minutes later wife texts husband:
"COMPUTER REALLY SCREWED UP NOW"[/size]