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grizz
Joined: 13 Jul 2003
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Originally posted by LEE
OUT IN THE NIGHT WITH MYSTICAL BREEZES
TO THE PLACE WHERE THEY KEEP ALL OF THE IMAGINARY DISEASES
Now scientists call this disease bromidrosis (that's right!)
And well they should. Even napoleon knows that
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Smack D
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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Originally posted by mshenderson
Why do people around here tell me I should lower my standards and settle for someone who will take care of me? I take care of myself. Guess women have men in their lives so he can make their life for them, can someone explain this concept to me? I'm very basic on what I want in a companion, partner, lover. I expect nothing less than total honesty, complete truthfullness, my idea of truthfullness, men have a different version, and a kind, caring, loving heart. Oh, and monogamy in my relationships is a must. He can go out and have a large time, flirt, dance and laugh with women, but he has to know when to bring his passions back home. Since I don't ever OWN my man, he has to realize he will never OWN me. We don't belong TO each other, we belong WITH each other. I also think it's important for people to actually understand the person they are wanting a relationship with. What makes them 'tick', why they have their personal struggles helps to be a better partner. Okay, I know, blah, blah, blah, MsH. 
As I recall from previous year's posts, the list of requirements includes:
- Hung...really hung....no, REALLY hung
- Able to last and last and last.....and last.....like the smell of fried fish in a closed kitchen....
- A tongue that can last...and last... and last....Make a nursing calf jealous!
- Oh, and HUNG!!!!
- A good dancer....Combination Fred Astair, Hercules, and King Kong
- MUST MAKE PANCAKES!!!! Include I-Hop in above criteria....
- Should be younger - but not too young
- An all-around 'handy man'....(I fix broken hearts, baby I'm your handy man....)
  
Actually, MsH, all kidding aside, it's not too much to want....but it's a lot to expect in a single person. 
Do they have frogs in Idaho?
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mshenderson
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5681
Location: Boise, even potatos need luvin', Idawho |
It's never the meat, Mr. Smack, it's all about the motion. Pancakes must be homemade and nothin' better smell like fish. Yep, younger is nice, handy is good and moonlight dancing is absolutely wonderful 
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Cliff
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
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Location: In the Attic |
smacks list.
after a few jacks I'm all that and as bag of chips baby!, (well...in MY mind anyways..snicker)
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Have tongue will travel 
